Texts from Equestria: Archive

Jun 30, 2013 6 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #mlp:fim #fluttershy #780 #putting your hoof down #s02e19 #my bed's warm and cozy #there nobody knows me #i'm not all that important there's no reason to go see #these elements of harmony ain't shit to my pillow #he loves me how i am so quit texting and chill ho #um #that is #if you don't mind #fluttershy freestyle #s02

Jun 30, 2013 3 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #rainbow dash #817 #fluttershy #read it and weep #s02e16 #and so do your friends #but more quietly #s02

Jun 30, 2013 4 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #fancy pants #814 #rarity #724 #upper crust #s02e09 #the perfect expression #oh dear #s02

Jun 29, 2013 4 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #mlp:fim #queen chrysalis #princess cadance #562 #s02e25 #and that's if you make it out of the caves #s02

Jun 29, 2013 3 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #rainbow dash #831 #pinkie pie #408 #applejack #twilight sparkle #s01e16 #it passed legal #s01

Jun 29, 2013 6 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #mlp:fim #pinkie pie #806 #applejack #s02e14 #i would work in a cockring orchard #no #wait #s02

Jun 28, 2013 3 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #mlp:fim #vinyl scratch #dj pon3 #443 #s01e14 #sometimes you gotta make some wubs #warning #do not look directly into the operational end of the bass cannon #s01

Jun 28, 2013 7 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #mlp:fim #mlp: friendship is magic #twilight sparkle #214 #s03e01 #turns out you were prepared for this #s03

Jun 28, 2013 1 note

#my little pony: friendship is magic #pinkie pie #44 #gilda #rainbow dash #s01e05 #actually more relevant in equestria #s01

Jun 27, 2013 8 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #mlp:fim #rainbow dash #336 #pinkie pie #s02e14 #would you like to? #no? #then tell us what happened in canterlot already #s02

Jun 27, 2013 5 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #twilight sparkle #757 #pinkie pie #rainbow dash #s01e02 #or at least a post-pinkie pie victory dance #s01

Jun 27, 2013 3 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #apple bloom #206 #cheerilee #granny smith #scootaloo #silver spoon #sweetie belle #twist #peppermint twist #diamond tiara #cutie mark crusaders #s02e12 #it's actually fairly simple #your grandma is further up the supply chain #s02

Jun 26, 2013 6 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #applejack #573 #bon bon #berry punch #golden harvest #fluttershy #s01e13 #that can't be comfortable for the ponies carrying her #s01

Jun 26, 2013 15 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #mlp: friendship is magic #rainbow dash #843 #applejack #s02e08 #now smile would you? #we're trying to take a picture here #s02

Jun 26, 2013 8 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #mlp friendship is magic #scootaloo #513 #sweetie belle #s01e18 #just #you know #hypothetically speaking #s01

Jun 25, 2013 5 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #mlp: friendship is magic #rainbow dash #317 #trixie #the great and powerful trixie #s01e06 #well #SOMEPONY does #and it might as well be me #s01

Jun 25, 2013 1 note

#my little pony: friendship is magic #diamond tiara #203 #snips #860 #snails #chow time #s02e23 #there are a surprising number of words used to describe a human body part #which are also used as the name of the homologous part on a horse #the more you know #s02

Jun 25, 2013 8 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #dumbbell #507 #rainbow dash #wonderbolts #s01e16 #heh #i am pretty excellent aren't i? #living well is the best revenge #s01

Jun 24, 2013 4 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #cloudchaser #469 #snowflake #raindrops #s03e07 #dizzitron ditcher #vote yes on proposition 469 #s03

Jun 24, 2013 7 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #mlp: friendship is magic #pinkie pie #306 #rarity #s01e10 #that's not a mattress #that's my wife #s01

Jun 24, 2013 4 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #twilight sparkle #228 #pinkie pie #gummy #s01e15 #wait #this isn't even a hot tub #where did the jets come from? #s01

Jun 23, 2013 5 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #sweetie belle #502 #apple bloom #scootaloo #cutie mark crusaders #s01e17 #i lined it with this special gold silk #it takes so long to make #but #i wouldn't know about that #s01

Jun 23, 2013 2 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #mlp friendship is magic #fluttershy #843 #angel bunny #s02e19 #did i say animal #i am so sorry #i meant monster #s02

Jun 23, 2013 7 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #my little pony #friendship is magic #fluttershy #912 #s02e22 #tw: eyeballs #lots and lots of eyeballs #s02

Jun 22, 2013 1 note

#my little pony: friendship is magic #mlp #fim #rarity #819 #s01e14 #not actually sure how these two statements are related #s01

Jun 22, 2013 10 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #mlp: friendship is magic #rainbow dash #423 #twilight sparkle #s02e23 #no comment #s02

Jun 22, 2013 2 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #pinkie pie #515 #rarity #rainbow dash #s02e09 #when pinkie pie tells you you party too hard #you party #TOO #HARD #s02

Jun 21, 2013 18 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #mlp: friendship is magic #rainbow dash #305 #applejack #s02e14 #no further comment necessary #s02

Jun 21, 2013 4 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #fluttershy #720 #pinkie pie #303 #royal guard #s01e22 #so does the princess #heck #now that i think about it #so do i #s01

Jun 21, 2013 5 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #granny smith #360 #applejack #apple bloom #s03e08 #true cider mastery #lies in knowing not only how to get drunk #but why #s03

Jun 21, 2013 3 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #mlp:fim #rainbow dash #312 #spitfire #s03e07 #the one about wearing fruit on your head still weirds me out #s03

Jun 21, 2013 4 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #mlp: friendship is magic #pinkie pie #907 #s02e15 #do you like it? #i painted it myself #s02

Jun 21, 2013 5 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #rainbow dash #804 #pinkie pie #714 #gummy #s01e25 #weren't there lemon wedges in that bowl a minute ago? #he's got no teeth #how did he even #what happened to the lemon wedges? #s01

Jun 21, 2013 4 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #applejack #610 #spike #timber wolf #s03e09 #what happens if a timber wolf catches you anyway? #s03

Jun 21, 2013 2 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #mlp: friendship is magic #twilight sparkle #617 #princess celestia #s02e03 #well #honestly she still does #but in a new and different way #s02

Jun 21, 2013 1 note

#my little pony: friendship is magic #mlp: friendship is magic #spike #312 #twilight sparkle #s01e15 #it really is #s01

Jun 21, 2013 4 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #mlp:fim #twilight sparkle #330 #mane 6 #rarity #rainbow dash #pinkie pie #fluttershy #s01e14 #I am a horrible person #s01

Jun 21, 2013 2 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #mlp:fim #applejack #81 #pinkie pie #smart cookie #chancellor puddinghead #s02e11 #dignity without pants is one thing #dignity with puddinghead is another #s02

Jun 21, 2013 3 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #mlp: friendship is magic #rarity #616 #sweetie belle #s02e05 #ha! #just kidding #as if i would be caught dead wearing jeans #s02

Jun 21, 2013 1 note

#my little pony: friendship is magic #mlp: friendship is magic #rainbow dash #732 #spike #s02e10 #and hey look #here we are #on the same page #s01

Jun 21, 2013 4 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #applejack #740 #pinkie pie #mane 6 #spike #fluttershy #rainbow dash #rarity #s01e19 #a little from column a #a little from column b #s01

Jun 21, 2013 2 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #twilight sparkle #205 #pinkie pie #princess celestia #s01e22 #the amazing thing is #you got away with it #s01

Jun 21, 2013 9 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #mlp:fim #fluttershy #303 #s01e07 #i didn't even know i'd been to earth #s01

Jun 21, 2013 4 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #mlp: friendship is magic #royal guard #251 #princess celestia #s01e10 #i told you she didn't have any cousins #s01

Jun 21, 2013 13 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #mlp: friendship is magic #applejack #204 #rarity #s02e05 #thirty-four episodes later: COMEUPPANCE #s02

Jun 21, 2013 5 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #mlp: friendship is magic #twilight sparkle #219 #rainbow dash #s01e01 #watch this scene again #where does the extra weight in twilight's belly go? #s01

Jun 21, 2013 1 note

#my little pony: friendship is magic #mlp #friendship is magic #rarity #941 #s01e06 #be assured #trying to sound dramatic will happen later #s01

Jun 21, 2013 6 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #mlp #fim #big macintosh #763 #s02e12 #who is he talking about? #good luck #s02

Jun 21, 2013 3 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #mlp fim #applejack #208 #bloomberg #rarity #s01e21 #nothing's too good for my trees #s01

Jun 21, 2013 8 notes

#my little pony: friendship is magic #mlp: fim #rainbow dash #412 #s01e07 #and i would've totally kicked its butt too #except that's my butt #lousy traitorous butt #s01